Who says you can't have your cake and look at boobs too?

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness