Preemptive apology for giving you diarrhea all night
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
