Gotta love New Orleans..

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet