I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
The Teachar's got some larning to do of they're own.
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Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
