The weird part is they're role playing, so technically he's just telling everyone she swallows.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

You should see how she hails a cab.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.