"This Is My Picture Of The Back Of My Tahoe! Aint It Sweet?? "
No thanks, I can put the sunscreen on myself.
Why you should put your own sunscreen on.
"I was doin the butt dartboard long before Steve-O did on Jimmy Kimmel last night. "
But, honey, I was only doing what the sign told me to do.
"... an' if you show up late, you ain't gettin' any!"