Buddies 21st birthday and he still couldnt drink

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321