Bitches Ain't Shit
I was 17, drunk, and got it done in some dude's basement. The only thing I regret about this tattoo is that nobody can tell thats its a Ben Folds reference, not a Dr. Dre reference.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.