I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
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got this at orientation. in case you didn't figure it out already, my school is in a pretty bad neighborhood.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.