Picture "When me and my friend Erin both had to break the seal at the same time, things got ugly." (toilet contest entry)
Picture I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose?
Picture "We took this guy's picture and then he followed us down the street and into a GNC where he started yelling, 'I haven't farted in such a long time! These vitamins make me farted!"