Ingenuity is so much more important than memorizing the periodic table.
So much more convenient than eating a slice of pizza with your hands like a normal human being.
In the British Army, the only thing more important than survival is common courtesy.
The only thing more important to a police officer than his badge is his sign that keeps him from having to pull people over.
This is why nobody should read books.
Hydration is an important part of exercise, but so is cheap booze.