I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Hi, I'd like to return this bagel. I tried it like your ad suggested but the hole was just too big.
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Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
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Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
