I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
I don't know why you would want to microwave a condom but yeah, you definitely don't want to put it in the microwave while you're still wearing it.
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