Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Little Boy Knows the Score
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
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Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
