An ex and I were hooking up on my couch while she was on her period. We put a towel down, so we didn't stain the couch. Hours later we got home from the bar with my buddy who was really hammered. He layed right on the towel. After cracking up for 5 minutes I had to slide it out. He'll never know, but the world needed to.
You'll never reach all the good boogers up top if you use your thumb.
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
