My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Girl's Boyfriend Requests Fellatio For Birthday
Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
