Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
SUNY Albany in 1 picture.
If you had to describe UAlbany in 1 picture to someone who was unfamiliar with the school... this would be it.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.