Sewer-horse is watching your kids.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora