I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
Being Classy in my Senior Picture
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
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Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.