What happens to a midget who takes drugs? -- He doesn't get high, he gets medium.
Barack Oboobies.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
