Ladies: Don't Go In There!

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young