Don't fall asleep in our room

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321