I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Libertarians for losing the election!
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
