Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
Dramatic Birn
i was at my friends place takin a shit looked over and that bird was jsut staring at me
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.