H O _ _ E _ S

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip