Comfortable Living Specialists

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.