This girl's boobs for President.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.