Picture Bad news sir, Bonzo designed our security system. He's the only one who knows how to get around it.
Picture Immediately following photo, "Who is this guy and what is he doing in our picture?" Confusion and disgust.
Picture Didn't find this one till 2 days after my birthday. And then only after I looked at it through night vision goggles.
Picture In a way I hope my balls will live forever too. Not like this though. Mine shall be on a velvet cushion in the Adirondacks and fanned by a loyal army of drunk College girls. Also, they will hopefully be only half of this size.