"This was a private event only open to immediate family. Somehow our mentally disabled second cousin Percy breached security" « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Jason on September 18, 2008 See More that guy balls classy dance Recommended Comments () Picture It's Benjamin Button's second cousin. Picture Bad news sir, Bonzo designed our security system. He's the only one who knows how to get around it. Picture Immediately following photo, "Who is this guy and what is he doing in our picture?" Confusion and disgust. Picture Didn't find this one till 2 days after my birthday. And then only after I looked at it through night vision goggles. Picture In a way I hope my balls will live forever too. Not like this though. Mine shall be on a velvet cushion in the Adirondacks and fanned by a loyal army of drunk College girls. Also, they will hopefully be only half of this size. Picture Calm down! It's his SECOND cousin. Comments ()