Even hotter -- imagining those are silk sheets on her Queen size water bed.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.