I don't know what they sell there, but I sure as Hell am not going to find out.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore