Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Offensive Draw Something Word
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
"This is from Star Wars?"
YOU THANK that's right?
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
