"Fabio, caught in the act, extracting most of the life energy of two, once gorgeous perfect 10 models, simply to prolong his life, good looks and elegant flowing hair. The sisters withered and decomposed 3 days later."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.

From Tatyana Washington

So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.

"Gretchen, NO!"