Photo of Palin in her college days. We think that "McCain/Palin" marker look must've been added in Photoshop.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

You should see how she hails a cab.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.