Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Art School Boner Memorial
"This is from Star Wars?"
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Penis bush
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Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
