I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Turners out people downloaded illegaly in the 70's too.
Sound teacher brought in some random record and in it there was a slip of paper with this written on it.
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
