My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
A Biden supporter as well. Now if she could only crack a smile we could see if her teeth are as pearly white as his.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
