Picture Burnt Pizza/ My drunk friend started cooking this at 1 am then passed out, when i found it at 8 am it was done
Picture "My cousin passed out and we couldn't wake him up for church, so we brought church to him." How Christian of you.
Picture "I woke up to this on my desk from the night before. Aparently the cop that drove me home after finding me passed out behind the wheel of my parked car gave it to me so I would know!"
Picture "Had a lot of free time in NYC after the Ween Concert so I dropped acid and so I hung out central park doodling."
Picture "I knew we were done when she dumped me after 3 years. I just didn't know she'd get over me the same night... at my party"