Aw gawd! Ya caught me!

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet