Keep driving, I only eat pizza with lead.
"Hello?...yes I would like a large pizza and another beer"
Anyone that doesn't like pizza is a jerk.
Pizza delivery guy picks up beer too? Looks like this guy's never leaving his couch again.
"This is inexcusable! I ordered a pizza with two pepperonis, a slice of ham and TWO Mushrooms!"
So much more convenient than eating a slice of pizza with your hands like a normal human being.