Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Sexy and They Know It
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Everclear fireballs
...and 2 seconds later the tiki torch falls on me.
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
