Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
BP champs
Celebrating the glory that is winning our monthly bp tournament
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.