this is how you know you use facebook too much

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet