I knew he'd be family

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.