You know a pipe is good when it takes three people to operate it.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.