Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
Secret Shaming
Passed out on the couch and had breakfast with Mom the next morning. I was polite but he still got what was coming to him.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.