Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Sexy and They Know It
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Little Boy Knows the Score
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
