Picture It was originally supposed to be "Proud Mother of Two" with an arrow pointing to her breasts, but she accidentally ended up having twins instead.
Picture Yeah, we're selling the car cheap because it's owner died of a heart attack last year. It's a shame, he was only 32. Yeah, single. Anyway, she's barely got any miles on her - only went to the 7/11 and back.
Picture Remember when Britney Spears was THE hottest girl on the planet? Oh well, I'm sure her musical talent will carry her career.