Nobody knows why they decided to make an 84 foot penis out of apples, we're just glad they did.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

"Gretchen, NO!"

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.