If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?
"Oh thank you, BeerMan! How can I ever repay you?" "WITH A BEER OF COURSE, DAMMIT!"
It's perfect if you want your water to boil in five hours.
Can you imagine how the shocker would work if we had 7 fingers instead of 5?
"Just a work of art"
Well that's just ridiculous, how could you possibly eat a bowl of cereal underwater?