Oh yeah, Your Mom eats Chinese food
This was my fortune at Panda Express today.
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
